Seriously. The other day I go over my friends apartment in Providence and there's fucking trailers out the ass and popo busting heads. Not really. But there were a bunch of pole-biters trying to give me sexy eyes. But I had to say the nay-no. So I step up to some Meryl Streep looking dude for some info.
Me: What the fuck is this?
Meryl: We're filming a movie.
Me: Is it going to be a movie of the week on TBS or some shit?
Meryl: No, it's called "27 Dresses". It's an actual movie.
Me: Oh. Then where's Matt Damon at?
Meryl: He's not in this picture. *condescending*
Me: Pfffffffff.
I checked it out later to see if there was anyone at all in this "actual" movie. All I could find was dude that played Cyclops from the Xmen movies. Honestly, in the 3 movies he was in that were his "claim to fame" you literally cannot see his face and Meryl was acting like he could queef out an Oscar on the spot if he wanted to. Also their food table had a massive plastic barrel of Double Bubble.
Balls to every movie shot in Providence. Especially Underdog. Jason Lee?! CGI?? Unfortunate. I hear his next role is in Air Bud 9, playing volleyball against an animated dog version of Will Smith with Matthew Broderick doing the voice acting for dog-Will Smith.
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The lead in the movie 27 Dresses is Katherine Heigl from Grey's Anatomy.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0988595/
Thank you, anonymous. However, I could give two shits about anyone on that travesty of a sitcom.
i fucking love it.
we had some farrely bros movies at least. too bad they funded jim carrey's addiction to hairy nutsack tho
There is a movie about Rocky Point comming out in early September. Check it out! http://www.rockypointmovie.com/
Hey don't bad mouth 27 Dresses. Mary's in it! Granted she just an extra in the wedding scene, but she thinks she got her face in a shot. So now you'll HAVE to go see it, unless of course...you're a douche.
Also Mary's dragging me to Underdog because he friend Tom is in it. I can't believe I naive enough to think it was a live action with an animated Underdog, nope fucking Jason Lee.
Airbud 9!?! What is this world coming to. It would be like the remake of Raiders of the Lost Ark on South Park where everyone dies because it is soooo bad. And what do you have against lifetime original movies? I think some of them are awesome! Anyway, goodnight.
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